still life with pail and stick

Q: what did the stick say to the pail?


what did the pail say to the stick?


A: nothing. they are both incapable of communicating.
they just sat there getting rusty and old.
lifeless. unable to move on their own.
simple, inanimate objects.

ppppBUT ….
if they had a voice, i imagine the stick would say to the pail,
“hey, you look a little pale!”
and, the pail would reply, “c’mere, stick, so i can hit you with yourself !” :)

and the audience (the lifeless chairs and trash cans) would laugh and laugh.

the end.







So... Nothing. That's it.

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  1. I can’t wait for the movie…

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      hmmm…”stick” would be played by bill hader. he’s the best.

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