Q: What did the stick say to the pail?


what did the pail say to the stick?


A: Nothing. They are both incapable of communicating.
They just sat there getting rusty and old.
Lifeless. Unable to move on their own.
Simple, inanimate objects.


If they had a voice, I imagine the stick would say to the pail,
“Hey, you look a little pale!”
And, the pail would reply, “c’mere, stick, so that I can hit you with yourself!” :)

And the audience (the lifeless chairs and trash cans) would laugh and laugh.

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So... Nothing. That's it.

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  1. I can’t wait for the movie…

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      hmmm…”stick” would be played by bill hader. he’s the best.

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