my sunday best: dialog with dani

we talked about Candy, the pigeon’s poop and triple-dog-daring… all over a fruit and granola brunch. excuse me…i talked with a mouthful .

Dani: mama, guess what?
Me: what?
Dani:on friday, candy the pigeon from the farm…she pooped an inch away from my shoulder..
me: eeew.
Dani: and some of friends triple-dog dared me to smell it. so i did.
me: they what?! (with my mouth full)
Dani: they triple dog dared me to smell it.
me: eeew. pigeon poop?
Dani: uh huh.
me: that’s so gross.

Dani:hahaha
me: never do that again.
Dani:but it smelled like nothing.
me: that’s so disgusting,  Dani. (i almost spat out my granola.)

:)

 

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2 Comments

  1. I like ‘never do that again’. You know she will.

    Come to think of it, I think I’m quite tempted to try too, now.

    1. i know… she will do it again. what a little pig. :)
      but you…go. do it. i triple dog dare ya!

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