the pessimist in me says: you’re half bad.
the realist in me says: you’re a mean fucker and a good for nothing son of a bitch.
the optimistic side of me says: nothing.
the ugly side of me says: turn off the light, loooook away….i’m hideous!
the editor side of me says: shit, i should watch my damn language… (and spell properly and use caps when needed and use better grammar…)
and something about the opportunist … she just drinks everyone’s rum while they discuss the difference between cynics and pessimists and try to solve the problems of the world.
problems of the world? really?
um, yeah, get real(ist)!